Dog Soldiers: Squaddies By Moonlight

I think I first saw this film when visiting a friend from my art school days. He didn’t know an SMG from an FNG, but he knew a good film when he came across it. That was almost twenty years ago, and haven’t seen the Dog Soldiers movie since that VHS copy, but it’s always been a, “boy, I’d like to see that again” film.

And so, I was pretty happy to see The Critical Drinker, aka Will Jordan, give this film its due. Before we get rolling though, I do want to disambiguate Dog Soldiers, the film from Dog Soldiers, the novel (which is also totally worth your time).

Here’s the original trailer.

Okay, okay, what’s the film about? In short: Soldiers vs. Werewolves. Specifically, British squaddies tasked to link up with a SOF unit in The Scottish Highlands are attacked by unknown creatures. Seeking refuge, the squad is picked up by a zoologist where they all hole up in a farmhouse.

I’m supposing that when you read that description you either hit the back button or lean in close.

For those leaning in:

As you’d hope, this film acknowledges its ancestors with pride. As Jordan tells it, this is “a film that gleefully references Zulu, The Matrix, Aliens and A Bridge Too Far. There’s even an off-hand callback to The Kobayashi Maru from Star Trek II”. For my money, this film also sings a tune directly from that other UK farmhouse siege film, Straw Dogs, (the 1971 Sam Peckinpah version, of course).

One of the things I enjoyed most about Jordan’s love letter to Dog Soldiers is just that, he’s really into it. And the same surely seems to be true of writer/director, Neil Marshall, later to earn fame for helming The Descent.

Amongst his many reasons for digging Dog Soldiers, Jordan gleefully lists off the arsenal that the surrounded squaddies bring to bear against the lycanthropes during the siege:

• assault rifles
• grenades
• swords
• knives
• Frying pans
• Pots of boiling water
• Kitchen taps

And there’s the list of soldier stereotypes that the film hangs on. I won’t prattle them off but here are two of Jordan’s descriptions for your consideration,

“Sgt. Wells, the embattled commanding officer of the squad [I’ll choose to let this slight to all sergeants lie]; and Cooper, a failed Special Forces applicant trying to keep a clear head despite the mayhem around him.” What, I ask you, is an Army film without a failed Special Forces candidate? It’s worth noting that Sgt. Wells is played by Sean Pertwee, he of Event Horizon and Fury.”

Okay, I’m reviewing a review of a film which, as a friend said last week, is “so meta”. I personally prefer to think of this endeavor as tautological, but same-same.

Anyway, I’ve given you a sense of what The Critical Drinker likes about Dog Soldiers, as well as what (or that) I really enjoyed Dog Soldiers all those years ago.

In the off-chance you don’t make the effort to see the full film (you fool), I’ll offer up some stand-out elements found within The Critical Drinker’s review. In no particular order:

• SA-80s (I don’t care that many people hate ‘em…. Bullpups foreva!)
• Squaddies. As in “Join The Army, cos all the birds are gagging for Squaddies”
• H&Ks (my first rifle was an H&K-93 and I still adore those rotating drum sights)
• Kitchen Utensils as killing tools. Yup!
• Practical effects Werewolves. Save us the horror of low-budget CGI.
• Will Jordan’s Scottish Accent. C’mon, what’s not to love about the reviewer’s twangy lilt?

As you crack another overly-hoppy IPA, I’ll leave this lament from Will Jordan, “It’s a real shame this film isn’t all that well known outside The UK.”

In response: We here at The Mag Life are here to help.

Scott

Here’s Forgotten Movie Reviews – Dog Soldiers from The Critical Drinker.

Dog Soldiers End Credits

Starring:

Browning Hi-Power Mk. III (Capt. Ryan, Sgt. Wells, and Megan)

H&K MP5A2 (Spoon, Pvt. Cooper, Pvt. Milburn, and Cpl. Campbell)

SA-80 (Sgt. Wells and all the squaddies, until they figure out they need live rounds)

H&K HK41 (Spoon and Pvt. Milburn, who trade at some point)

Mossberg 500 (Pvt. Kirkley)

HK P2A1 (Capt. Ryan)

Field expedient aerosol flamethrower (uncredited)

Dog Soldiers is on the Internet Movie Firearms Database (happily) and on IMDB.

(R) 2002: 79% on the Tomatometer, 79% Audience Score

Directed by Niel Marshall, the cast of Dog Soldiers 2002 includes Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd, Emma Cleasby, Liam Cunningham, Darren Morfitt, and others. 

Note: Dog Soldiers was released digitally in 2020. Here’s the remastered trailer for that.