This may or may not actually qualify as a women’s tactical shirt, but that’s how it’s labeled so that it is how we shall report. And in any case, the term Self Rescuing Princess with a ballistic helmet aboard is tactical enough for us.
Even if you’re not going full Ani Bezzerides while wearing it.
Would Mallory Kane, Evelyn Salt, Andromache of Scythia, Sam Carlson, or Ms. Perkins wear a tactical Self Rescuing Princess shirt? No idea. And Damsel Undistreesed doesn’t say.
But it sure does seem like something you might see out there during a Tactical Games Skirmish – or maybe walking the storied halls of Tactical University. Perhaps even out in the field underneath someone’s body armor, doing work.
This is the first style released. It has a fully-equipped helmet (hard to tell if it’s kevlar or bump) with a tiara atop that, and a rifle ready to snatch up and roll out. It’s printed on a Bella Canvas 6400 Women’s Jersey Short Sleeve
Features: Sideseamed. Slim fit. Shoulder taping. Longer body length.
This is how Bella Canvas describes the garment:
“Her go-to tee fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a slim feminine fit, crew neck, short sleeves, and superior combed and ring-spun cotton that acts as the best blank canvas for printing. Offered in a variety of solid and heather CVC colors.”
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Designed specifically for strong women
- Relaxed fit
If we’re deciphering social posts correctly, there will be additional styles (athletic cut, moisture-wicking, and maybe hoodies) available in the near future. The different types of “lifestyle” shots we’re seeing are apparently just to gauge interest.
Find your Self Rescuing Princess shirt (or get one for your wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter/niece) online at DU.